'Then one foggy Christmas eve...'

(Originally posted 12/24/2012)

Happy Halloween!

An old idiom trying to keep up with the times

Dear Dairy...

That was Venn, this is now

Fortoon Cookie (July 25, 2014)

"Someone is interested in you. Keep your eyes open."

That would explain his pale perplexion

The mixed blessing that is Facebook

Pity the fool...

...and pray for him.

Fortoon Cookie (April 4, 2014)

"Inch by inch life's a cinch. Yard by yard life is hard."

History in perspective

Fortoon Cookie (March 28, 2014)

"You have musical talents. Make them known."

Fortoon Cookie (March 21, 2014)

"Sitting toward the South may bring you good luck."

How not to answer a question with a question

Fortoon Cookie (March 14, 2014)

"Now is a good time to try something new."

Make TV watchable again with this simple cut-out

I'm printing one for the next White House press conference.

Fortoon Cookie (March 7, 2014)

"Others appreciate your expressive qualities."

Running on empty

Seriously, why do those signs have to look so similar?

The doctor is in, but it'll cost you

Hey, just be thankful you're able to get in for an appointment at all.

Fortoon Cookie (February 21, 2014)

"People learn little from success, but much from failure."

Rookie protesters

Do you trust your real estate agent?

Friday is normally when I feature a fortune cookie-inspired cartoon, but this week I thought I'd share one I scribbled for our real estate team's Facebook page...

Joel Osteen is a marketing genius

Fortoon Cookie (February 7, 2014)

"An interesting musical opportunity is in your near future."

Don't give in to pier pressure

Fortoon Cookie (January 31, 2014)

"Efficiency is doing better what is already being done."

A little math humor

Or, as they would say in England, "a little maths humour."

Fortoon Cookie (January 17, 2014)

"You smile, brings happiness to everyone you meet."

(All "Fortoon Cookie" cartoons are cross-posted at LemonHaranguePie.com.)

Looking for answers

"Siri, can you give me the answer I'm looking for?"

- OUTLOOK NOT SO GOOD -

Fortoon Cookie (January 10, 2014)

"Let reality be reality."

(All "Fortoon Cookie" cartoons are cross-posted at LemonHaranguePie.com.)

'But enough about mi...'

Happy 2014!