Things we never thought we'd say before becoming parents (part 1)

Jawas in a blackout

Ah! Springtime in Minnesota!

Most people find this hard to do

Most of us find it difficult to reason beyond the confines of the cube-shaped structure.

From the archives: Modern correctional facility

(Originally posted on 08/12/2011)

Can they still have you shot for that?

First World problem

Try, try again

It was on this day in 1861 that Confederate forces attacked Union-held Fort Sumter near Charleston, South Carolina, marking the beginning of the War Between the States. There were no casualties in the battle.

Celebrity sketch: Jim Gaffigan

An indispensable iPad app

From the archives: Misspent youth

(Originally posted 03/09/2012)

Yeah, Mom didn't consider jumping over man-eating crocodiles, avoiding deadly scorpions, and dodging runaway logs outdoor activity. Go figure.

From the archives: Time to pay the piper

(Originally posted 04/02/2012)

Just for the record, I love the bagpipes.

From the archives: What's that smell?

(Originally posted 04/09/2012)