Fortoon Cookie (December 13, 2013)

"Leaders are like eagles, they don't flock...you find them one at a time."

(All "Fortoon Cookie" cartoons are cross-posted at LemonHaranguePie.com.)

'Wreck the Malls' (a Black Friday carol)

Fortoon Cookie (December 6, 2013)

"Others see you as lively, friendly and witty."

(All "Fortoon Cookie" cartoons are cross-posted at LemonHaranguePie.com.)

The chickens strike back

Fortoon Cookie (November 29, 2013)

"Take that chance you've been considering."

(All "Fortoon Cookie" cartoons are cross-posted at LemonHaranguePie.com.)

Abraham Blinkin'

My first-ever animated whiteboard post. Enjoy!

Fortoon Cookie (November 22, 2013)

"Never judge a work of art by its defects."

(All "Fortoon Cookie" cartoons are cross-posted at LemonHaranguePie.com.)

The NSA: Keeping tabs since 1952

Fortoon Cookie (November 15, 2013)

(All "Fortoon Cookie" cartoons are cross-posted at LemonHaranguePie.com.)

Happy Veterinarians Day!

Fortoon Cookie (November 8, 2013)

(All "Fortoon Cookie" cartoons are cross-posted at LemonHaranguePie.com.)

Man of few words

The theology that chooses you

Fortoon Cookie (November 1, 2013)

(All "Fortoon Cookie" cartoons are cross-posted at LemonHaranguePie.com.)

Proper etiquette for people wearing Google Glass

Little-known geometry fact

Fortoon Cookie (October 25, 2013)

Must-have sticker for your windshield

This would prove to be quite useful for me in Minnesota, especially when merging onto a freeway, but I'm sure many of you could use it where you drive.

'The Girl with the Golden Hair'

That's what five-year-old Olivia calls her picture of a girl sitting and reading outside and then getting up to go get the mail.

Kind of draws you right into the action, doesn't it?

Fortoon Cookie: A new web comic

The premise of "Fortoon Cookie" is pretty straight-forward: sketch a simple cartoon using an actual fortune cookie for the caption.

Look for "Fortoon Cookie" right here every Friday!

Totally nailed that job interview

And he only had to say one word.

So, that's a 'no' to the 31-flavor scoop?

The shortest and most important math test you'll ever take

A new White Noise web comic: "Fortoon Cookie"

Are you hungry for something new? If you're not, give it about an hour.

Is that a moon?

The most concise explanation of a government shut-down

Can NFL fans coexist?

Cheap home security

You know what they say about sleeping dogs...

Celebrity sketch: Miley Cyrus

One thing in common

Darth Vader, too close for comfort

Are we having pun yet?

Hello and goodbye

Trouble brewing...

Celebrity sketch: reddit alien

Communication is key

Don't forget to check out the White Noise Store

Just a reminder to check out the White Noise Store at CafePress.com.

I hope to add more products and designs soon, so check back often!

Is Obama posting on Craigslist?

I don't know. I'm not 100% convinced this is real.

Celebrity sketch: Patron saint of Labor Day

Focusing flow chart

A friendly reminder

The truth about beauty

Grounds for divorce

Ban on guns

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood

My youngest takes over for me today with this quickly scribbled neighborhood scene. I think Picasso would feel right at home here.

Starting a business in the 21st century

Protecting freedom...but whose?

May ALL your dreams come true

I think people need to think about what they are really saying when they say it.

Do atheists really exist?