Santa with reflecting ornament

My thoughts on dieting

Some flavors are an acquired taste

A Christmas public service announcement

Happy Thanksgiving, Pilgrim!

Can we fix it? Yes, we can!

Dad's Day Off: A four-year-old's dream house

You know, with the mutant apple trees, snake-like birds, and car-sized butterflies, I'm beginning to think we should have built a little further away from the nuclear power plant.

Who knew ogres were such party animals?

Say when...

I don't know about you, but the lack of realism regarding onscreen coffee consumption has always bugged me. I mean, my ability to suspend disbelief does have a limit.

Celebrity sketch: The Master of Suspense

Not sure what to do with those campaign yard signs?

Tomorrow is election day, so...

Just don't expect them to call