We still call them "debates," right?

The difference between good science fiction and bad is a matter of degrees

Or the difference between Spock and schlock.

Choose wisely

Top 5 Week (#1): A little shopping advice

This week I'm featuring this blog's five most-viewed posts. I don't really know what made them so popular -- they certainly aren't among the five funniest -- but here they are.

Number 1
(originally posted 07/18/11)

Top 5 Week (#2): What not to do the next time you're pulled over

This week I'm featuring this blog's five most-viewed posts. I don't really know what made them so popular -- they certainly aren't among the five funniest -- but here they are.

Number 2
(originally posted 08/05/11)

Top 5 Week (#3): A not-so-bright idea

This week I'm featuring this blog's five most-viewed posts. I don't really know what made them so popular -- they certainly aren't among the five funniest -- but here they are.

Number 3
(originally posted 08/04/11)

Top 5 Week (#4): The significance of 11/11/11

This week I'm featuring this blog's five most-viewed posts. I don't really know what made them so popular -- they certainly aren't among the five funniest -- but here they are.

Number 4
(originally posted 11/11/11)

Top 5 Week (#5): "I'll take Crossword Clues for 400, Alex"

This week I'm featuring this blog's five most-viewed posts. I don't really know what made them so popular -- they certainly aren't among the five funniest -- but here they are.

Number 5
(originally posted 11/16/11)

Don't dis Wisconsin

I always thought Wisconsin was shaped like a fist.

The importance of voting

I always had a love-hate relationship with Asteroids

When I get all steamed up, hear me shout...

Admit it. You sing this to yourself every time during Final Jeopardy, right?

Don't steal...

The government hates competition.

Anger management