Once upon a time I was falling in love, now I'm only falling apart

There's nothing I can do...

Shadows of things past

Interesting fact about forest fires

Turns out you aren't the only one who can prevent forest fires. That's too much pressure for one person to be under anyway.

Dad's Day Off - August 26, 2011

I decided to take Friday off, so I turned the markers and whiteboard over to my three-year-old daughter. I have no idea what this is called, but I was told by the artist herself that it contains a train, some fish, Daddy, a set of footprints, two submarines, and a flamingo. It also contains the letters Y, A, O, and G. See if you can find them!

(Click here to see the labeled version.)

Imaginary number

Imagine all you want. It just doesn't exist.

Stupid question

Oh, I'm sorry. Did you mean, "Are your kids crammed into a crowded bus at 6:30 in the morning and hauled off to a building that looks and functions a lot like a prison, where they're forced to endure all the intimidation, peer pressure, and bullying that goes along with being in a 'real' school?" I guess my answer would still be "no."

Every superhero had to start somewhere

Dangerous card game from the mid-20th century

Pack-Man

"Where does he get those wonderful toys?"

Celebrity sketch: Ron Paul

You say you want a revolution...

With Facebook friends like these...

Elemental exclusion

Modern correctional facility

Fun after the first snowfall

Never trust a talking car with a shifting red eye

For obvious reasons.

What is transparency?

My magnum opus

I guess I should probably retire after this.

What not to do the next time you're pulled over

See that intimidating sneer from the guy carrying the Taser and Glock 23? That's your first tip-off he probably isn't all that interested in discussing quantum mechanics.

(H/T: Butler Shaffer)

A not-so-bright idea

Eh...whatever

I hear the Jersey Shore is nice this time of year

Comparing apples to oranges

Now I know why people say you shouldn't waste time doing this. They're both so good!